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Ratings Parody Tee: F for Fresh
  • Ratings Parody Tee: F for Fresh
  • Ratings Parody Tee: F for Fresh
  • Ratings Parody Tee: F for Fresh
  • Ratings Parody Tee: F for Fresh
  • Ratings Parody Tee: F for Fresh
  • Ratings Parody Tee: F for Fresh
  • Ratings Parody Tee: F for Fresh
  • Ratings Parody Tee: F for Fresh
  • Ratings Parody Tee: F for Fresh
  • Ratings Parody Tee: F for Fresh
  • Ratings Parody Tee: F for Fresh
  • Ratings Parody Tee: F for Fresh

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$20.00

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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Ratings Parody Tee: G for Gamer
  • Ratings Parody Tee: G for Gamer
  • Ratings Parody Tee: G for Gamer
  • Ratings Parody Tee: G for Gamer
  • Ratings Parody Tee: G for Gamer
  • Ratings Parody Tee: G for Gamer
  • Ratings Parody Tee: G for Gamer
  • Ratings Parody Tee: G for Gamer
  • Ratings Parody Tee: G for Gamer
  • Ratings Parody Tee: G for Gamer
  • Ratings Parody Tee: G for Gamer
  • Ratings Parody Tee: G for Gamer

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$21.00

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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Ratings Parody Tee: D for Drunk
  • Ratings Parody Tee: D for Drunk
  • Ratings Parody Tee: D for Drunk
  • Ratings Parody Tee: D for Drunk
  • Ratings Parody Tee: D for Drunk
  • Ratings Parody Tee: D for Drunk
  • Ratings Parody Tee: D for Drunk
  • Ratings Parody Tee: D for Drunk
  • Ratings Parody Tee: D for Drunk
  • Ratings Parody Tee: D for Drunk
  • Ratings Parody Tee: D for Drunk
  • Ratings Parody Tee: D for Drunk

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$21.00

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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Pwn Plays Logo Tee
  • Pwn Plays Logo Tee
  • Pwn Plays Logo Tee
  • Pwn Plays Logo Tee
  • Pwn Plays Logo Tee
  • Pwn Plays Logo Tee
  • Pwn Plays Logo Tee

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$21.00

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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PREYTORIANS

Preytorians Logo Tee
  • Preytorians Logo Tee
  • Preytorians Logo Tee
  • Preytorians Logo Tee
  • Preytorians Logo Tee
  • Preytorians Logo Tee
  • Preytorians Logo Tee

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$22.50

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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Preytorians Logo Zip Hoodie
  • Preytorians Logo Zip Hoodie
  • Preytorians Logo Zip Hoodie
  • Preytorians Logo Zip Hoodie

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$35.00

Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

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Preytorians "Blood" Logo Zip Hoodie
  • Preytorians "Blood" Logo Zip Hoodie
  • Preytorians "Blood" Logo Zip Hoodie
  • Preytorians "Blood" Logo Zip Hoodie
  • Preytorians "Blood" Logo Zip Hoodie

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$35.00

Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

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Preytorians Logo Beanie
  • Preytorians Logo Beanie
  • Preytorians Logo Beanie
  • Preytorians Logo Beanie

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$20.50

A snug, form-fitting beanie. It's not only a great head-warming piece but a staple accessory in anyone's wardrobe.

• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic 
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea

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Preytorians "Blood" Logo Beanie
  • Preytorians "Blood" Logo Beanie
  • Preytorians "Blood" Logo Beanie
  • Preytorians "Blood" Logo Beanie

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$20.50

A snug, form-fitting beanie. It's not only a great head-warming piece but a staple accessory in anyone's wardrobe.

• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic 
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea

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Preytorians "Blood" Logo Cap
  • Preytorians "Blood" Logo Cap
  • Preytorians "Blood" Logo Cap
  • Preytorians "Blood" Logo Cap
  • Preytorians "Blood" Logo Cap
  • Preytorians "Blood" Logo Cap

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$22.50

The high-profile fit and a green undervisor make this cap a classic with an added pop of color.

• 100% cotton twill
• Structured
• Five panel
• High profile
• Green undervisor
• Sewn eyelets
• Snapback closure

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Preytorians Logo Cap
  • Preytorians Logo Cap
  • Preytorians Logo Cap
  • Preytorians Logo Cap
  • Preytorians Logo Cap

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$22.50

The high-profile fit and a green undervisor make this cap a classic with an added pop of color.

• 100% cotton twill
• Structured
• Five panel
• High profile
• Green undervisor
• Sewn eyelets
• Snapback closure

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Physical Albums

Star Pilot's Revenge (Vinyl LP): Vinyl
  • Star Pilot's Revenge (Vinyl LP): Vinyl
  • Star Pilot's Revenge (Vinyl LP): Vinyl
  • Star Pilot's Revenge (Vinyl LP): Vinyl
  • Star Pilot's Revenge (Vinyl LP): Vinyl
  • Star Pilot's Revenge (Vinyl LP): Vinyl

Star Pilot's Revenge (Vinyl LP): Vinyl

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$15.00

Weapons fried. Shields busted. Hull breached. The silent flames were all that remained of the Star Pilot’s ship. His enemies long gone and laughing with his frelling booty in their cargo holds. Did they really think that was all it would take to leave the Star Pilot dead in space? Money and fame are gonna’ have to wait. There are some no good punks that need killing and the Star Pilot is gonna’ pull the trigger till the blaster goes click. It doesn’t matter where his enemies hide. He’s coming for them and he’s coming in hard. Nothing is going to stop the Star Pilot from putting a hole in his target’s sad little warship. Well, except maybe those ladies at the bar. Hey, what’s a little overnight on the best damn pleasure planet in all the known universe? But you better believe, Star Pilot has revenge on his mind and a firing solution locked. His enemies are gonna’ learn just how cold and black space can be…

All Songs Written & Composed by: K. King Except "Scorched Earth" - Written by: K. King & S. Wynn; Composed by: K. King Photography by: Aaron "Prime" Barnard

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Touchin' Wormholes (EP): CD
  • Touchin' Wormholes (EP): CD
  • Touchin' Wormholes (EP): CD
  • Touchin' Wormholes (EP): CD
  • Touchin' Wormholes (EP): CD

Touchin' Wormholes (EP): CD

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$7.00

Touchin’ Wormholes is an Electronic/Hip-Hop/R&B EP dedicated to the 20th anniversary of the sci-fi television show, Farscape, that originally aired March 19, 1999. The show ran 4 seasons and was subsequently canceled, much to the chagrin of fans.

Lyrics, arrangements, & vocals by Kielen King

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Books

Ion the Young Shuttle (Children's Book)
  • Ion the Young Shuttle (Children's Book)
  • Ion the Young Shuttle (Children's Book)
  • Ion the Young Shuttle (Children's Book)
  • Ion the Young Shuttle (Children's Book)
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$14.99

100% crowdfunded, Meet Ion—a young space shuttle that goes around the universe learning, exploring, and having fun! Get ready to blast off and make a new friend in space! This fun picture book for new and early readers; written by Kielen King and illustrated by Heather Lunny.

Young readers will be our future scientists, inventors, & space explorers so lets inspire and help them maintain their interest in the universe!

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